Pairing: w-inds. with a RyuRyo-ish kinda thing going on although not quite? ERM. I'M SORRY. I TRIED. D:
A/N: Dedicated to sessha16 because she wanted RyuRyo although there's probably too much Keita in this? :(
"OH MY GODDDD."
"CAN'T BREATHE. I CAN'T BREATHE."
"RYO. RYO. WE NEED KEITA."
"RIGHT. RIGHT. OH MY GODDDD."
They scream his name frantically into the crowd, as they tug and shove their way through.
He finds them. Ryuichi, now busy faning himself in an effort to calm down while Ryohei looks more and more like he's about to start hyperventilating.
"WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAT?" Keita cries anxiously.
"OH MY GOD, KEI," Ryuichi pauses, "Uh.....You tell him."
The dancers make weird flaily gestures at each other and then Ryohei makes a wild grab for Ryuichi's throat while Ryuichi makes a desperate grab back.
Keita's about two seconds away from crying in sheer panic now. His bandmates look like they're falling to pieces yet he hasn't a clue what's eating them. Fearing the worst, the tall one goes pale.
Ryohei rolls his eyes, "No, Kei. Something awesome. AMAZING."
Beefy muscleman Keita bouncing up and down like a five-year-old is certainly a sight to behold.
"OH MY GOD YOU FOUND THE BUFFET TABLE??!?"
He cringes as they grunt irritably in reply.
"FOCUS, KEITA," Ryuichi commands, firmly grabbing the vocalist's shoulders from behind, "FOCUS."
Keita sincerely tries to focus but he can't help but go back to worrying because he truly does not get what is going on, and would someone please just explain things to him in simple short sentences, but more importantly, he thinks, why is Ryuichi crawling up my back--
"FERGIE IS IN THE BUILDIIIIING!!!" Ryohei and Ryuichi announce in ecstatic unison, eyes sparkling.
Ryuichi clammers onto Keita and manages to sit himself onto his bandmate's shoulders, while Ryohei hops excitedly on the ground, with arms outstretched and up like a child asking to be carried.
Keita sighs as he obliges by scooping his leader up into his arms with ease.
"I feel so used, you guys," he laments woefully, "Just so you know."
But these words fall on deaf ears. Two pairs, whose owners are too busy flailing at the Black Eyed Peas' vocalist from their new and improved view.
A/N PART2: Umm. Inspired by the MTV VMAJ 2008 w-inds.m ep? :D